Tattoos

The Rules:

No one under 18 will legally get a tattoo in New York state. Every person must provide valid photo ID with every tattoo. This includes a Drivers License, Non Driver ID, Military ID, pistol permit or passport.

No one under the influence of drugs or alcohol will ever be tattooed.

The Tattoo Artists

Mike:

The fastest man with a tattoo machine, Mike is one of the greatest tattooists in tattooing history. A big, hairy America winning machine, Mike has everything a dimwitted daredevil could want: a luxurious mansion, a smokin' hot girlfriend and all the fast food he can eat.

But Mike's turbo-charged lifestyle hits an unexpected speed bump when he's bested by flamboyant Euro-idiot Donny and reduced to a fear-ridden wreck. Loosing everything, Mike must kick some serious tattooing ass if he's to get his career back on the track, beat Donny and reclaim his fame and fortune.

Cause as Mike always says,
"If you ain't first, you're last."

Donny:

Not really sure where to go after dropping out of veterinary school, Donny thought CowPok was the next logical step.

Donny loves shuffle board, oatmeal, girls with septum piercings and pennies made in 1998. We cannot forget to mention passion for scratch off lottery tickets.  

When asked where he sees himself in 10 years Donny replied, "A back up  dancer for an up and coming boy band The Gongoozlers.

Neal

After spending 7 years underground, Neal, one of the only tattooers know to cool himself by sweating, decided to put his large insect like eyes to good use and learned to tattoo via an online class. 

After  deciding he needed to work at CowPok he hitched a ride on the 
windshield of a trans-Atlantic zepplin that was raising awareness for white slavery and rickets. But don't worry guys... he made it.

So if you're looking for some sweat script on you ribs, Neal's your man.