In 1999 the current piercers at CowPok were losing a long time employee named Keith and thought the transition would be easiest if they found another piercer with the same name. Although I had more piercings and wasn’t as skinny as a bean they knew I was their man. A year later I sold my collection of ecko shorts and bought CowPok. I am proud to say I’ve spent the last decade dressing way better than my employees, even without the Ecko shorts (oh how I miss those). In 2006 I started writing a romance novel, it should be published soon. Have you seen Macy’s Ecko section lately? It’s getting huge. I love big trucks, white sneakers, clean corners and grilled chicken. Does anyone have a Macy’s coupon?